See if you can answer any of these statements or questions about the mess without a scintilla of doubt in your mind.
Warning: Contains explicit language, which is, in one sense, rare in Washington.
The Russians tampered with the 2016 election by…
- Hacking the Clinton campaign
- Hacking the Trump campaign
- Hacking the voting process
- Hacking a hairball
James Comey was fired because he was…
- Insubordinate
- Incompetent
- Inappropriate
- Insufferable
Michael Flynn was fired because he…
- Was a bad dude
- Was a bad a— dude
- Was a BAMF dude
- Doesn’t want to talk about it
Who knows the truth?
- Senate Democrats
- House Republicans
- Liberal snowflakes
- Alt-right wing nuts
- Vladimir Putin
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